Drive to Ikea and check out the Fintorp series. Don’t order it online. Ikea is evil and will charge you $30 for shipping.
Show Ace a picture of what you are wanting to do and give him everything you bought. Sit back while he works his magic.
Go to Trader Joe’s and buy the perfect sized herbs. Squeal when you find them!
Put the herbs in the containers, pray that they grow without sunlight, and enjoy!